I found the whole Abortion discussion disturbing, offensive, and insensitive. If a joke was being made in that whole discussion, I didn’t notice it. What I did find was an eerie resemblance to Hitler’s program, Action T4.

Also, I spelled “oh” oH instead of Oh at the beginning of a sentence, which reminds me of the continuing saga of LETTER WARS.

Take the word “oh” for example. Does the “H” really have to behind the “O”? Isn’t the “O” already an “O”? Is the “H” behind the “O” to make the “O” more of an “O”? What, does the “O” need reinforcements incase other letters call the “O” out? Does the “O” think the other letters aren’t gonna take the “O” seriously?
All I know is that I’m never gonna challange the “O” to a fight anytime soon.

I just had to do something to make up for my typo errors. I hate making mistakes in front of pretty ladies.

So, Happy Valentine’s Day again, and I look forward to the next edition of The Weakly News. Good things come to those who wait.

And, I get to say, as is as always, keep up the great work, again

I missed your show this week.

I just wanted to wish you two lovely ladies a Happy Valentine’s Day!

I don’t do the facebook thing anymore since some ffol hacked into my account. I’m just waiting for the thing that replaces the thing that replaces facebook, and i’ll be on that.

But for once, i’m actually ahead of technology. I heard in the news last week that they’re working on a new version of a smaller more compact ipad. Some late breaking news for these guys, I already have that. It’s called… a CELL PHONE! My mini ipad even makes calls too! I hate when people try to make us pay for something we already have. Not gonna fall for that one, duh. What’s up with these f-ckers?

oH, Here’s my pug pick of the week. It’s not really my dog, and it’s a new viral video on youtube. If you haven’t seen it yet, type DJ MAMA scratch DUET doggy scratching french bulldog hip hop in the search bar. I wish that was my dog, I would sooo love that dog to death. That dog would be my little cuddle bear. It is sooo cute. The best thing about dogs is that they can give unconditional love.

Well, I just wanted to say Happy Valentine’s Day to you two beautiful ladies. Always beautiful, always entertaining, and NEVER EVER boring.

As is as always, keep up the great work

(a) how would you know that removing a foreskin removes a lot of pleasure? How about the fact that the foreskin is extremely sensitive and pleasurable…

(b) The Jews did not begin the practice as a means of hygiene – it was begun as a father-son sacrifice – a blood ritual that was likely intended to replace child sacrifice (remember the story of Isaac)?

(c) The vulva (female genitals) and the male genitals develop from the exact same tissue in the womb. The clitoral hood and the labia minora (inner lips) combine to serve the same functions of the foreskin.

(d) The vulva produces MORE smegma than the male genitals do (it develops under the clitoral hood and around the folds of the labia minora). The fact that few women realize this should indicate how easy it is to clean – and cleaning male genitals is even easier than cleaning female genitals.

(d) circumcised penises don’t objectively look better. Iliza’s sexual preferences for a circumcised penis likely developed from her earlier sexual experiences being with circumcised penises. Imagine a culture where everyone has their teeth surgically removed at birth. There would be something so “alien” about seeing someone with a full mouth of teeth smiling at you when you finally witness it at 20-years-old.

(e) The foreskin is there for a reason. If someone wants to cut it off of themselves, sure.. but we really need to re-evaluate the idea that it’s okay for parents to have a healthy, sensitive, functional part of their child cut off, despite no national medical organization in the entire world recommending it (including the United States).

A plug for Excused.(must see)

I saw a guy with fast moving eye brows. I couldn’t believe it. What’s up with this guy’s “talents”.

If I had that talent, here’s what i’d do. I’d use those f–kers as fighting weapons.
EXAMPLE: if I was at a bar flirtting with the prettiest girl and some big dumb ass came up and started f–king with me, i’d beat him up with my eye brows. Right left right left. He’d be like, “didn’t see those eye brows comming. WTF just hit me?”

He’d be walking out of the bar with two black eyes, a bloody nose, a fat lip, and his own tail up his ass saying, “man, i’ll never fu-k with a guy with fast moving eye brows ever again!”

Yes, step aside Batman, Spiderman, and Superman, now there’s Fast Moving Eyebrow Man! He will slap all your guys asses silly with those fast moving dangerous eye brows!

SUPER FUNNY show iliza!!!

Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day! Seriously, I hope you will, or have found a man that can be romantic to you and say “I love you” and actually mean it. You deserve it iliza!

Keep up the great work on both shows!

What it comes down to is, whether you like the skin or not, it should be the person’s choice what to do with his/her own genitals. If you want to get yourself circumcised, go right ahead! Please, though, never take that choice away from any other human being. There are plenty of people out there who would like it, they might like it themselves, you don’t know! Don’t push your preferences on your children.