The Weakly News – #201 Catsbified

Iliza is another year older and still mouth kissing her cat. Girls liberate themselves by peeing standing up. All women’s magazines have the same hints for getting thin. Axe body spray and alcohol is the drug of cupid. Drunken interviewing, is it the way to go? Iliza plays devil’s advocate with the Octomom and a new segement called Who Should be Shot (don’t call 911 over McNuggets). Also Brian has sensitive ears and Alexis is getting to much face time in the new studio. (By Jaybird)