Galadriel Stineman and James Francis Ginty from Surrogates L
2x Guests: From Cartoon Network’s Ben 10: Alien Swarm, it’s Galadriel Stineman, and from the upcoming sci-fi thriller Surrogates, say hello to James Francis Ginty!
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Tuesday night: You can double the flavor and triple the fun (how’s that math?). First up was the lovely, well-composed and exceptionally athletically/mentally adept actor Galadriel Stineman, starring in the new live action Cartoon Network movie Ben 10: Alien Swarm, followed by the cantankerous bundle of joy (all said lovingly, James) that is fellow thespian James Francis Ginty, starring in the new Bruce Willis movie Surrogates.
Galadriel Stineman’s life-like surrogate tried to sub in for the real Galadriel Stineman on LIVE! From the future…
Alcohol shortages prevent us from also doubling the number of Stu’s on-air companions, but that’s just fine as John Fulton and Jessie Schneiderman continue to be in rare (read: semi-sober) form.
Stu unzips his pants live on the air.
We kicked off the show with an Emmy-themed round of that old chat room chestnut, You Supply the Punchline. I’m not saying that the responses we got were unfunny – but punchlines really should be HUMOROUS.
Then, on with Galadriel (Gah-LAY-dree-el), a busy actor soon to appear in both the upcoming Cartoon Network movie Ben 10: Alien Swarm, and the soon-to-be released horror thriller Junkyard Dog. This didn’t stop Stu from subjecting her to Message Board Mayhem, a free-for-all Q&A from the (you guessed it) Message Boards. Galadriel gave it back by participating in LFTF’s public service educational segment, I Learnt It on Da Stream.TV, in which she demonstrated how to draw a cartoon monkey in less than half a minute.
Two of Galadriel’s less obvious talents were exposed in Useless Skills – with Galadriel Stineman, as she recited the alphabet backwards while working a hula hoop. – it was pure uncut entertainment gold!
James Francis Ginty from Surrogates looks for an exit route as the interview goes down in a flame of horrors.
Next on the guest docket was James Francis Ginty, fresh from playing one of the main roles in the upcoming Bruce Willis sci-fi mystery Surrogates. James not only held up to Stu’s relentless grilling, he nearly achieved victory in our first quiz: Ballerina or Robot? (Given that he’s actually been both…)
James’s first major-movie role was as a Russian sailor in K19: Widowmaker (improbably starring Harrison Ford), so we decided to play Evil Russian: I Miss You Cold War, which probably takes the grand prize for most convoluted LFTF quiz title. It could probably do well in the most confounding sweepstakes too, since James – as well as the chat room – couldn’t name the movies that featured villainous Reds such as Rosa Klebb (From Russia With Love) and Irina Spalko (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull).
James Francis Ginty (former Julliard whiz kid), shows us how to do a pirouette – mayhem ensued.
Following that, the chat room prodded James into showing us a cool move from his ballet student days – a pirouette that we counted as his contribution to the Useless Skills with… segment. We capped the night with a lightning round of 60 Seconds, wherein James revealed his porn star name and gave the title of his potential novel (Yo!), which coincidentally is also to be the epitaph on his tombstone.
Galadriel nearly collapses after we subject her to an intensive hula hoop routine, while Stu takes a power nap.
With that, we shut the tomb on a lively edition of LFTF. Next week promises to be even livelier, as it’ll be the third anniversary of our show. The booze will be flowing as will the guest list, which features some of the top visitors from the first few years of the show. Join us for the extravaganza and help Stu, Fulron and Jessie celebrate it the right way – by getting drunk and making lewd suggestions on the message boards. Yo!
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Galadriel Stineman laughs, but not at Stu’s horrible silent Rocky impression.
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